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The Last Testament

Abandon all hope, ye who enter here

Created on 2006-01-29 23:09:20 (#9387925), last updated 2006-03-08

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Name:last_testament
Birthdate:11-28
Location:Long Beach, Mississippi, United States
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This is a message from Zach. The interests are also his.

Yo, this is Zach Weathers! If you don't know me, then you probably haven't heard my author go on and on about how fricking sweet his book is. Which, since I would like you know I'm honest, is completely true. Basically, I'm just a normal twenty-four year old orphan with completely normal hobbies...like knife fighting. When I'm not at work being the best hitman the New York City Police Force ever had, I'm usually asleep. Or, rather, I used to sleep. Nowadays, I am usually found following around an alarmingly pretty blonde, but thats to be expected. At least thats what May says...and I trust May...she makes good coffee. And she sells me my cigarettes...which is another important facet of my existence. I'm not addicted, I can stop whenever. Really, I can. I've done it before. But this can't be much longer. I have to shower. It has to be done quickly, I don't want to be late, not again. I do hate to keep her waiting. Must be going, goodbye, so long!
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and certain women., annoying people, bruce lee movies, cigs, coffee, creative interogation techniques, guns, knives, more coffee, sleeping on my desk, ticking off my boss, working

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